It's not very hard to flummox,
a culinary lummox,
Give him a mincemeat surprise!
He'll really be eating fruit pies.
Or Buffalo wings - finger lickin'
Is not really bison - it's chicken!
Give him a sweet Spotted Dick,
It's simply a pudding that's thick!
Yes, tricking a lummox is easy,
Be careful though, he might get queasy!
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