Poetry Month Mash-Up: Day Six

F is for Fractured Fairy Tale

Today, on Rena Traxel's blog, On The Way To Somewhere, she chose the poetry form Free Verse for her 'F' word - not THAT 'F' word :-)  She used it to write a fractured fable.  I chose to accept her challenge to write a fractured fable (fairy tale) but I chose to do it in rhyme, not Free Verse.  It's actually something I've been working on - a collection of fractured tales.  This one is a twisted Little Red Riding Hood.

Little Red

There once was a chick, whose granny was sick.
She wanted to help if she could.

She packed some goodies and picked through her hoodies.
Deciding that red would be good.

When just about there, Red had quite a scare.

She spied a wolf sneaking inside.

She tiptoed behind him and managed to bind him,

And dragged the wolf right back outside.

Moral:

When bringing sweet treats to a granny who's sick,

Be sure that you carry a very big stick!

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Poetry Month Mash-Up: Day Five

E is for Epigram

Rena Traxel introduced me to a new form of poetry - Epigrams!  Here's how Rena explains it on her blog:  "An epigram dating back to ancient Greece, "is a short, pithy saying, usually in verse, often with a quick, satirical twist at the end" (Poet's.org). You can often find these types of poems in greeting cards. They can be inspiring, playful, or downright wicked."

About 15 years ago, I came up with (what I thought was) a great greeting card.  I submitted it to a greeting card company and was rejected - of course!  I still think it's really funny!  Last week, when I was shopping for belated birthday cards for my nieces, I thought of another funny greeting card.  So, I'll let you be the judges - here they are:

Here's the first one:

                                  Outside: Congratulations on the birth of your baby.

                                

                                  Inside: We knew you had it in you!

Come on - isn't that funny?

Here's the one I thought of last week:

                                 Outside: You know you're getting older when . . .     

                                 

                                 Inside: You keep forgetting to send birthday cards.  Happy belated  

                                 birthday!

I like this one because it sets you up to think it's one of those "you're getting older" cards but it's really a belated card.


Well - that's all I've got! 

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Poetry Month MashUp: Day Four

I had such a busy day today, I didn't have time to start a poem from scratch - it may be a lame excuse but - oh well!  Instead, I took an old joke and turned it into a poem.  Here it is:

D is for Doctor  

I think I need a doctor 'cause I've got this awful pain.

It hurts no matter where I press - it's driving me insane!

I told him, "Every place I touch, the pain is sharp, then lingers."

He said, "My diagnosis is - you simply broke your finger!"

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Poetry Month MashUp: Day Three

     For her A to Z Poetry Month post today, Rena Traxel offered up the word Contest.  So, I was going to write a poem about contests.  After all, I've won a bunch of them - all the purely lucky - pull your name out of a hat type.  Actually, I think the way I bend my entry forms might have helped me - but still, it's just dumb luck!  

     But, farther into her post, she challenged us to write a Cento - or Patchwork Poem - and I love a good challenge!  I had never heard of a Patchwork Poem so I was eager to try it.  It's pretty simple -  according to Poets.org, it's "a poetic form made up of lines from poems by other poets.  Though poets often borrow lines from other writers and mix them with their own, a true cento is composed entirely of lines from other sources." 

     I had no idea where to start so I googled "famous lines from poems" and I found a site that listed the ten most famous poetry lines.  Then, I rearranged them so it would make some sort of sense and I think it actually does!  You be the judge.

Putting in My Two Centos

(I can't resist a pun)

Once upon a midnight dreary, 

while I pondered weak and weary

Into the valley of Death 

Rode the six hundred

But I have promises to keep,

And miles to go before I sleep

Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the pit from pole to pole, 

By the shore of Gitchie Gumee, 

By the shining Big-Sea-Water,

Water, water, every where,

And all the boards did shrink

I think that I shall never see 

A poem lovely as a tree.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord

Shall I compare thee to a summers day

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

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Poetry Month Mash-Up: Day Two

Don't forget to check out these challenges:

~ A to Z Poetry Month ~ Blogging from A to Z  ~  NaPoWriMo ~ Kidlitosphere Progressive Poem (the list of dates and sites is on the right-side panel of this page).

   B is for Book

   Books can be funny.

   Books can be sad.

   Books can be good.

   Books can be bad.   

   Books can be silly.

   Books can be scary.

   Books can be written

   By people named Harry.

   Books can be short.

   Books can be long.

   Books can be right.

   Books can be wrong.

   Books can ask why.

Books can explain.

   Books can be written

   By people named Jane.

   Books tell you where.

   Books tell you how.

   Go grab a book.

   Read it - right now!

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