This one's a quickie: I took my son to his first job fair this morning and I was worried he'd be late. We were waiting to turn left out of our subdivision and that light always takes forever. It was 6:45 on a Saturday morning and not a car in sight. My son told me to turn through the red light. I said I didn't want to go through a red light so I turned right and made a quick u-turn (also illegal because of the double yellow lines - but not as blatant as going through a red light). What I didn't realize was, while I was making my u-turn, the light changed, so I ended up driving through a red light anyway!
