Scintillating
Way back in the day, when I was still dating,
I met a great guy who was scintillating.
He also was cute. He was funny and smart,
but had a bad habit, he always would _____.
He’d _____ after breakfast. He’d _____ after lunch.
And right after dinner, he’d _____ a whole bunch.
But out at the movies, the stores or at parties,
He'd use self control and release little _____ ies.
And right after dinner, he’d _____ a whole bunch.
But out at the movies, the stores or at parties,
He'd use self control and release little _____ ies.
He could make babies cry. He could make flowers wilt.
He’d float up in air if he wore a thick kilt.
Our friends? They all shunned us. It sure wasn't fun.
And even the skunks would all turn tail and run.
I bet that you’re wondering, where is this fellow?
Did they get married? And, did this guy “mellow”?
Oh, yes, we’ve been married for 29 years.
I just wear a clothes pin until the _____ clears!
*Any resemblance to my husband is purely coincidental!
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