Friday, April 8, 2016

Poetry Month, Day 8 - Expeditious

Today's word, EXPEDITIOUS, was given to me by a fellow rhymer, Debbie Vidovich. Debbie and I met through RhPiBoMo and she attended the Rhyming Picture Book (RPB) Revolution Conference last December in NYC, where I presented.  After sitting through my session, Debbie knows I am anything but expeditious (although, when I was young, my mom did tell me I was short and sweet)!

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Expeditious

I tend to be long-winded; I will blather on for days!
I mean, I just keep going ‘til your eyes begin to glaze!

Today, I have decided not to be so repetitious.
I'm making this my final line – I’m being expeditious!



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Thursday, April 7, 2016

Poetry Month, Day 7 - Sweetie-Poo

Well I've made it through my first week of National Poetry Month!  Today's word, SWEETIE-POO, was given to me by my writer friend ~ and new great-grandma ~ Louann Brown.  I think she had her new great-grandbaby on her mind when she thought of today's word!  Louann's word made me think of my own babies, thus the poem below.  



My Sweetie-Poo

You’re my little sweetie-poo; my bouncing baby boy!
Mommy wuvs you – yes I do.  You bring me so much joy!

I love you more than words can say.  You’ll always be my baby.
Sadly there will come the day that you will leave me . . . maybe!

“Snap out of it!” my son implored. “You’re in some sort of trance.
It’s time to hit the dance floor for our groom and mother dance!



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Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Poetry Month, Day 6 - Paradox

Today's word, PARADOX, was given to me by my Facebook friend, Donna Rossman.  I researched some paradoxes and found one about a crocodile that I thought would be fun to write about.  I've explained it below the poem.  I took a little creative liberty - I hope I've done it justice!

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Pair of crocs 

I offer you this paradox
It's all about this pair of crocs . . .

While one day walking in the wild,
two crocs snatched up a little child.

The first croc said, “We’ve got your daughter;
grabbed her up, from in the water.”

“Give her back!” her father called.
“My baby girl!” her mother bawled.

“So, here’s the deal, now listen well.
We’ll give her back if you can tell

the plan we have in mind for her.
Now, go ahead, discuss – confer.

And if you guess our plan correctly,
We swear to follow through, directly.

~~~~~~

Well, there you have it – think it through.
Just what’s a croc supposed to do?



The Crocodile Paradox - Explained
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A crocodile snatches a young boy from a riverbank. His mother pleads with the crocodile to return him, to which the crocodile replies that he will only return the boy safely if the mother can guess correctly whether or not he will indeed return the boy. There is no problem if the mother guesses that the crocodile will return him—if she is right, he is returned; if she is wrong, the crocodile keeps him. If she answers that the crocodile will not return him, however, we end up with a paradox: if she is right and the crocodile never intended to return her child, then the crocodile has to return him, but in doing so breaks his word and contradicts the mother’s answer. On the other hand, if she is wrong and the crocodile actually did intend to return the boy, the crocodile must then keep him even though he intended not to, thereby also breaking his word.

The Crocodile Paradox is such an ancient and enduring logic problem that in the Middle Ages the word "crocodilite" came to be used to refer to any similarly brain-twisting dilemma where you admit something that is later used against you, while "crocodility" is an equally ancient word for captious or fallacious reasoning




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Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Poetry Month, Day 5 - Quantum

Today's headache-inducing word, QUANTUM, was given to me by my writer friend, Jill Proctor.  Anyone who know me well, knows that anything having to do with time and space makes my eyeballs spin!  I just don't have a brain for it.  So, instead of trying to use the word in any meaningful way (which would mean I'd have to understand it), I wrote about how I feel about such words.  It's short and sweet and I don't think it'll make anyone's head spin (maybe the glossary will).  




Quantum

I dislike words like quark and quantum
you can keep 'em if you want ‘em

Here’s a few more I’d avoid:
Obliquity and Damacloid.

The words that deal with time and space
just put a scowl upon my face!



Glossary 
(read them at your own risk!)

Quark – Any of a set of six hypothetical elementary particles together with their antiparticles thought to be fundamental units of all baryons and mesons but unable to exist in isolation.

Quantum – The smallest quantity of radiant energy, equal to Planck's constant times the frequency of the associated radiation.

Obliquity – The angle between the plane of the earth's orbit and that of the celestial equator, equal to approximately 23°  27 at present.

Damacloid – A group of unusual asteroids that are inactive nuclei of Halley’s Comet and other long-period comets, and have been found to have a retrograde orbit, unlike other types of asteroids.



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